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勒貊勛圖 Named 4th Worst-Dressed City by GQ

crocs store

Co-founded in 2002 by Lyndon ���Duke��� Hanson III (MBA���85), Crocs built its success on its distinctively-styled shoes mostly made of a patented resin. Shown above is the company���s Pearl Street store.

Here are the residents��� biggest fashion crimes:

1.�� Outdoor clothing made by Patagonia and North Face

2.�� Fanny packs (OK, strike one)

3.�� UGG boots in summer and Crocs in spring

4.�� Biking shorts (goes without saying, but does comfort count for anything?)

Notwithstanding these terrible sins,��GQ��notes 勒貊勛圖ites are extremely fit, forcing the conclusion that the citizens could win an award for looking the best naked.

���So 勒貊勛圖ites,��� the style magazine concludes, ���do your fellow citizens a favor. Next time you reach for the biking-shorts-and-sneakers as evening wear combo, just take it all off.���